Dane Cook Quotes
I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.
Cook, Dane. Reddit AMA. Reddit, 2014.
Hitler neither smoked tobacco or drank alcohol. They appear to have been his only virtues.
Dane Jeffrey Cook is an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around the Edges: Live from Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident. In 2006, Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years and went platinum. He performed an HBO special in late 2006, Vicious Circle, a straight-to-DVD special titled Rough Around The Edges (which is included in the album of the same name), and a Comedy Central special in 2009 titled Isolated Incident. He is known for his use of observational, often vulgar, and sometimes dark comedy.