Stephen King Quotes

It's typical for people living in nonurban areas to drive 100 miles to go to work, to the grocery store or to the doctor.

There are a million tiny weird towns. You never know what you're going to get into if you drive an hour into the wild.

I have decided now that my mother should be the GPS woman, don't you think? That would be fantastic: 'Make a left in 11 miles. Get over now - I want you to be prepared. Turn right on Elm Street, I want to see if Myrna Rosenblatt is still alive. Make your second left by the Dairy Queen. Don't go in, they're anti-Semitic.'

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?

Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.

Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal things. It probably wasn't advisable to go to college in America and room with a complete stranger. And it probably wasn't wise to share a bathroom with eight other people in a coed dorm. Looking back, that was crazy.

I love to smile. I love to laugh. I like to hear jokes. For instance, when I'm on the road, every night I watch 'Seinfeld.' I find it somewhere. I think it's so funny, and I watch the repeats over and over again.

I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved.

I like to skate on the other side of the ice.

Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.

If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.

I wanted to be funny for people who didn't care about fashion at all, to just to kind of exist as a silly character.

I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream?

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!"

The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations.

I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.

Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.

I was born by Caesarian section . . . but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.

Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was.

You're never going to go. Why would you go? It's a disgusting place. It's always wet even when it's dry. There's nothing there. Farmers aren't really people, you know this. They're just necessary, we need somebody to kill cows.

I never joined the army because at ease was never that easy to me. Seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by parting my legs slightly and putting my hands behind my back. That does not equal ease. At ease was not being in the military. I am at ease, bro, because I am not in the military.

We're told to go on living our lives as usual, because to do otherwise is to let the terrorists win, and really, what would upset the Taliban more than a gay woman wearing a suit in front of a room full of Jews?