Janet Evanovich Quotes

I'd like to find whoever taught the Stump that extra work builds character and push him down the stairs," Neal told Kel at lunch.

Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.

There's times I'd rather kill you than listen to your honesty.

In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm frustrated.

Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot.

I don't understand if you get caught in a fight, but take it out on a room, how that implies some psychiatric disorder.

A policeman, as you discover, has to put up with a hell of a lot of abuse. A man in any other line of work would nail a guy who laid that kind of abuse on him. I know I would.

I'm not as impatient as I used to be. I used to hit people if I didn't like what they were saying. Just lash out. 'Bam - shut up! Hahahah!' I was terrible.

Instead of going out and shooting people, why don't you go start a band.

I know from personal experience, if a chef yelled at me in a kitchen, the first thing I'd want to do is hit them with a pot.

After one operator referred to the union as ‘a set of outlaws’, I wanted to take him by the seat of the breeches and nape of the neck and chuck him out the window.

I get angry when people push people around.

I don't have a temper. There's no fist through the walls.

Grown-ups yell. I don't know why, but they do.

I used to be angry all the time and at everybody. I would get really violent.

There was one point in time that I wasn't fighting, and I was frustrated and I was getting in trouble.

I used to stay getting in fights.

I was never the person to try and be the centre of attention or to talk a lot. I was always the person who, if you say something, I'd just punch you in your face. For real.

I have a bit of a temper.

I do not want to get hit in the face for real. I'll get mad.

Fighting angry and fighting mad isn't good.

Critics who attack my wife bug me. It makes me want to pay 'em a visit so I could give 'em a good punch in the nose.

Kyo: Of course, I'll beat YOU, too! Yuki: Don't you ever get tired of saying that? Kyo: Beating you is my vocation! It's my goal in life! Yuki: It's so unfair that I keep having to take abuse just because you can't meet your goals. Kyo: THAT CONDESCENDING ATTITUDE OF YOURS REALLY PISSES ME OFF! Yuki: And that revolting thought process of yours pisses me off.

What was your secret?" That brought another smile. "Learn to laugh, otherwise, you'll beat them to death with a hammer first chance