Demetri Martin Quotes

If I could have one superpower, I'd want to have the power of mind over matter. I'd want to be able to move things and people with my mind.

All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

I believe people can move things with their minds.

We can fly, you know. We just don't know how to think the right thoughts and levitate ourselves off the ground.

I was the kid who was sat in his room, trying to move objects across the room with my eyes or my mind.

I'm able to control the body through just the power of the mind.

If I could do what I want with my eyes alone, I would be happy.

I'd like to levitate.

The power of the mind. Basically, being able to control anyone's mind. That would be a very good power.

For in this strange anatomy we wear, the head has greater powers than the hand; the spirit, heart, and mind are over all.

My will can control anything that’s empty.

Never underestimate the power of the mind to disempower.

I always at home as a kid tried to move something with your hand and it doesn't move and then you get to do it in a movie. I mean my superpower is quickness but you know what I'm saying. You get a superpower and you're like "Man this is awesome. I get to pretend I have a superpower."

What can I say without touching the earth with my hands?

I can read minds, but I'm illiterate.

The Mind: a beautiful servant, a dangerous master.

Although I cannot move, and I have to speak through a computer, in my mind, I am free.

I consider how little man is, yet, in his own mind, how great. He is lord and master of all things, yet scarce can command anything.

What tricks the mind is what the mind is glad to be tricked by.

The perversion of the mind is only possible when those who should be heard in its defence are silent.

To denounce moralizing out of hand is to pronounce a moral judgment.

Your mind is totally controlled, it has been stuffed into my mold. And you will do as you are told, until the rights to you are sold.

We're going to move left and right at the same time.

Look. We both know life is short, Macy. Too short to waste a single second with anyone who doesn't appreciate and value you." You said the other day life was long," I shot back. "Which is it?" It's both," she said, shrugging. "It all depends on how you choose to live it. It's like forever, always changing." Nothing can be two opposite things at once," I said. "It's impossible." No," she replied, squeezing my hand, "what's impossible is that we actually think it could be anything OTHER than that.