Elizabeth May Quotes

I'm a basket case. Yeah, you know, I put my foot in my mouth more than I speak properly.

If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you.

Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.

I am the world's most appalling martial artist. I am so bad. I've studied jujitsu, kickboxing, t'ai chi. Once, I was sparring with someone, made a mistake, and managed to knock them down. I was so shocked that I dropped to my knees to see if they were all right, and then they knocked me out cold. From the floor.

I just was apologizing for maybe being a little goofy.

I hope I didn't bore you too much with my life story.

I go to the gym in a baseball cap, sweats and then run into a boy I like. It happens - so what?

I always like stories where the egg ends up on my face.

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'

Nothing is so silly as the expression of a man who is being complimented.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

I was once doing an improv show and it was my turn to jump on stage and I fell on my face. It's a really terrible way to start a show.

I told jokes badly.

If something can be said to make an awkward moment even worse, I'm going to say it.

I was at a party in London when I met Bond producer Barbara Broccoli. She introduced herself, and I didn't believe her name. So I just replied: 'Yeah, and I'm Cathy Carrot.' I think maybe I got off on the wrong foot!

How easy it is to say the wrong thing! How easy it is not to recognize one has said the wrong thing!

I wouldn't say I handle attention well. I'd say I stumble over pick-up lines poorly. I'm not good at any of that.

I went through a really dorky phase.

With my humor, I end up offending everybody!

Trying to be funny is arguably the least funny thing you can do.

Sometimes the stuff I come up with is so silly I feel like I need to apologize at the end of every one of them.

My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that.

The true test of humility is whether you can say grace before eating crow.

Ah...' Park said, pained. 'What?' 'Those are alphabetized.' 'It's okay. I know the alphabet.' 'Right.' He looked embarrassed. 'Sorry.

I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!