Eoin Colfer Quotes

Is there any way we can screw him?

General Biassou is a simple, vulnerable man without much knowledge, and he is easily led astray by the scoundrels surrounding him. He has sworn eternal hatred for me, and for some time now, he has been trying to destroy me using whatever means he can.

I don't care if I pass your test, I don't care if I follow your rules. If you can cheat, so can I. I won't let you beat me unfairly - I'll beat you unfairly first. - Ender

It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.

I gave 'em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it with relish. And I guess if I had been in their position, I'd have done the same thing.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Himmler hates me. Now I am going to bring him down.

Too often in politics the stiletto is slipped between your shoulder blades, while its wielder continues to smile sweetly.

The best laid plot can injure its maker, and often a man's perfidy will rebound on himself.

Actually, it’s my younger brother who has me ticked, but since you brought up the boyfriend thing, take my advice; Be the black widow. Find a guy, have fun with him, then eviscerate him in the morning before he can brag about it to his friends. (Chrissy)

I don't like it, but my hands are tied. I just want you to know this: if I ever get the chance to betray you, I will. If the opportunity arises to pay you back, I'll take it. You'll never be able to trust me.

I see time away hasn’t made you any more charming. (Fang) Oh, I can be charming. I just choose not to. People start to think you like them, then when you stab them in the back, they take it so personally. Really pisses me off. (Thorn)

I suppose I could let bygones be bygones, forgive and forget, yadda yadda. But where's the fun in that? These pretty little bitches got everything I ever wanted, and now I'm going to make sure they get exactly what they deserve. Does that make me sound awful? Sorry, but as every pretty little liar knows, sometimes the truth's ugly-and it always hurts. I'll be watching.... Mwah! -A

Because if it weren’t for me, Lena and Alex would never have been caught at all. I told on them. I was jealous.

For 'tis the sport to have the engineer Hoist with his own petar; and't shall go hard But I will delve one yard below their mines And blow them at the moon.

It's easy to be led astray when you're so broken. People take advantage of you.

He who knows how to flatter also knows how to slander.

You have undertaken to cheat me. I won't sue you, for the law is too slow. I'll ruin you.

Betrayal... is my favorite subject.

The sharp employ the sharp.

I hate when people use my tactics against me.

Let my enemies devour each other.

There are no friends at cards or world politics.

Maybe because I'm a nice and sweet person in life, I like the darker roles. The really dark one is Lady Macbeth.