The people demanded gunpowder for every thing. If we had possessed any quantity of that article, we should have got on well, for here it is of great value. On our return, near this spot we found a good-sized fowl was sold for a single charge of gunpowder. Next to that, English calico was in great demand.
Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.
Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.
Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.
At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.
I am monarch of all I survey, My right there is none to dispute, From the centre all round to the sea, I am lord of the fowl and the brute.
Chickens are cheerless birds, I advise you to keep geese which can be taught to follow like dogs, one needs all the companionship one can get in these days.
Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.
Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl
Three hot chicks for three hot chicks." "THEY'RE NOT CHICKS! THEY'RE DUCKS!
It's easy. You draw a red line on the ground, right? Then you wait for a chicken to come along. When he arrives, he puts his beak right on the line and he's hypnotized!
To him who is stinted of food a boiled turnip will relish like a roast fowl.
Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team
Ay, when fowls have no feathers and fish have no fin.
If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.
Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.
Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.
A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.
I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, 'man, just be yourself.'
I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.
La volaille est pour la cuisine ce qu'est la toile pour les peintres. Fowls are to the kitchen what his canvas is to the painter.
There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony
And as an ev'ning dragon came, Assailant on the perched roosts And nests in order rang'd Of tame villatic fowl.
