Julia Quinn Quotes

I've only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better.

I'm not a doctor. I just have a tremendous amount of common sense.

I used to babysit a lot, and I used to be a nanny.

I thought I would be governor of Massachusetts. I stood on a pile of my old albums and said, 'I'm the only one with a record to stand on.'

I've had a Ph.D. in saying dumb things over the years.

If you want an expert on war, you get a retired general. I'm not exactly a general, but I am retired.

I was sitting in the back room by myself when someone came in and said, "Mr. Zimmer, I have to take you down to the make up room." I told them that if anyone can help this face they deserve a bonus.

For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :)

You, know I'm the Queen's favorite great nephew, Well, yeah I'm her only great nephew, but that's not important, I'd still be her favorite.

I certainly have the energy, and there's probably nobody that knows the Justice Department better than me.

I really like being able to laugh at my own jokes.

You better educate yourself. You don't stand in the front of the line unless you're up there because you know everything that's involved.

The older I get, the less I negotiate. When you first start out, it's 90 percent negotiation and 10 percent suggestion. When you get to a certain point, those figures reverse.

Not badly, considering I was seated between Jesus Christ and Napoleon.

Trust me. I'm a genius.

I've got this brilliant thing where I go, 'I'm Robbie Williams', and people are interested in what I want to say - which is amazing because I'm just an idiot from Stoke-on-Trent.

Well, when I was six years old I decided, not that I was going to be, but with my usual modesty, that I was a writer.

My father told me that if I ever did anything artistic, I was going to look like a hooker. I told him, 'With these huge boobs that I inherited from your mother, I already look like a hooker!'

My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.

Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.

Now, what sort of person would write a scene where a young man stumbles upon a castle full only of beautiful young women? Answer: ME!

Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.

Am I hideous, Jane? Very, sir: you always were, you know.

"'Come on, guys, I'm the leader of a whole movie...!' I tell when I want people to fear and respect me. Not wildly effective."

I have such poor vision I can date anybody.