David Lloyd Quotes

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.

I'm really funny now.

Well I think they broke the mould when they made me and being humble is one of my great assets.

I did as well as might be expected—seated as I was between Jesus Christ and Napoleon.

People say, 'Since you got rich and famous, you've become insufferable.' I say, 'That's not true. I've always been insufferable.'

For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :)

I'm not too modest of a person. I've got a pretty blue sense of humor.

If I had to describe myself to an alien I'd say I was bigger than the average human, enjoy a drink or two with a good meal and have a bigger head than most. I'd also say I'm really handsome - especially if they were a female alien.

My problem is people seem to laugh at me, but the one that laughs harder than anybody is me.

Not everyone can be as successful a performer as myself, who gave 10 great performances the first time I ever did comedy, and then toiled in obscurity for years.

So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

No one has ever accused me of being ambitious.

If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.

I'm just not very funny.

Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me.

I can't help but laugh at how perfect I am.

I don't think I'm funny.

People ask all the time, 'What would you be doing if you weren't Kid Rock?' It's simple: I'd be broke Kid Rock.

I do just genuinely believe Chris Hemsworth is a 6'3, more muscular version of me. And more handsome, but I try.

I don't think anyone's ever accused me of too much self-love.

I thought I would be governor of Massachusetts. I stood on a pile of my old albums and said, 'I'm the only one with a record to stand on.'

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

I'm not the most loathsome man in the world. I've dropped to number nine.