Kelley Armstrong Quotes

Know what you did last summer, so I started hookin'

A fitness instructor in Maine has been charged with running a prostitution business out of her Zumba dance studio. Authorities first got suspicious when they saw guys going to work out at a Zumba dance studio.

When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.

I enjoy the company of prostitutes for the following reasons: It represses women, it's generally illegal.

Don't get me wrong - I'll put $25 on the ground and then if you pick it up and we have sex in an alley, that's not a crime. That's a coincidence.

Don't solicit for your sister, it's not nice. Unless you get a good percentage of her price.

When you prostitute yourself, you have to get paid for it.

I'm not a prostitute but I can give you what you want

Women on the streets want money when we meet. I take them for a little ride, chop, chop, chop.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

I am like any other man. All I do is supply a demand.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

If your only arbiter of anything is money, really you should... go and rob banks.

I've made an incredible amount of money stealing fans from homeowners.

For $60, I once bought a neck massage at a 'massage parlor' that advertised in 'The Washington Post.'

The can’t collect legal taxes from illegal money.

In a second-class courtesan house, the courtship was much briefer. It could even be one night; usually it went on a little bit longer. But as the years went by, that period of courtship was shorter and shorter.

Watching daring, high-tech criminals in action, I have the same thought that probably occurs to other moviegoers: if these guys just held on to some of the money they spend on equipment, they wouldn't have to turn to a life of crime.

I would love to do espionage like 'The Thomas Crown Affair,' that kind of thing. And I've always had a fascination with madams. It's interesting to me what that institution is like, how those women are.

What it comes down to is this: the grocer, the butcher, the baker, the merchant, the landlord, the druggist, the liquor dealer, the policeman, the doctor, the city father and the politician -- these are the people who make money out of prostitution, these are the real reapers of the wages of sin.

Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

Security here in New York City is still very tight. Hookers in Times Square now are demanding two forms of fake ID.