Dorothy Parker Quotes

tiny: did someone die? me: yeah, i did. he smiles again at that. tiny: well, then... welcome to the afterlife.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Why should I be worried about dying? It's not going to happen in my lifetime!

Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.

To me death is not a fearful thing. It's living that's cursed.

I start thinking about life after death. I've got to quit thinking about it because it's very deep. Very deep. Sometimes you start thinking about it, and you don't feel like you want to be alive, so I don't like to get all quiet.

I am afraid of death, scared by it. I already don't know whether I exist or not. So dying really terrifies me.

The first requisite for immortality is death.

I just don't get death at all. Yes, it's there. But I don't get it.

Obviously death is a theme I'm fascinated by.

I'm death obsessed. You know, I have death all over my house. I have a stuffed two headed sheep!

I'm not a big fan of talking about dying. And then I make a movie where I kill everybody.

I have a piece of great and sad news to tell you: I am dead.

I expect my immortality will last about six seconds after my funeral.

I'd recommend anyone watch 'Harold and Maude,' 'cause it helps a lot with fear of death.

George Harrison's passing was really sad, but it does make the afterlife seem much more attractive.

If this is death, it is easier than life.

But death is not freedom. For a moment, it can look like freedom. But then it's death. Anything. Something. Nothing.

Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.

Only death rescues us from dying.

Whether you think of it as heavenly or as earthly, if you love life immortality is no consolation for death.

You will die and it will all be over. You will die and find out everything or cease asking.

Once you're dead, you're made for life.

What came for them? Not death. Just the end of living.

Death promises nothing--not even oblivion.