J. R. R. Tolkien Quotes

I get constantly mistaken for Elijah Wood.

And you work for that demon, right? The one who looks like Matthew Broderick?” “John Cusack,” I corrected. “He looks like John Cusack.” “Whatever.

He thinks I look alike!

Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.

Incredibly, I've been mistaken for Kylie Minogue many times. People look at me, and you can see them thinking, 'She's somebody - but I don't know who.'

Everyone's like, 'Oh my God, can I ask you something? You were in 'Percy Jackson,' right?' I'm like, 'No, different guy.'

For years, I've been mistaken for Rhys Ifans. All the time. People come up and say, 'Notting Hill?' I nearly got beaten up once for not being Rhys.

When I lived in New York, never in my life had I been more mistaken for another than David Chang.

Call it a coincidence, but my mother used to feel that I bear some resemblance to Poonam Dhillon.

I look a bit like him.

My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.

I like women who look like me. Generally, you're attracted to women who look like you, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection.

But his words fall away. He looks confused. He looks flustered and sorry. Like you do when you run up to someone you think you know and take her arm and she turns around and you were wrong.

Because I'm a bald, dim-witted writer, people think I couldn't possibly be her husband, so they occasionally confuse me for someone more glamorous. At O'Hare airport, a man asked if he could take Rebecca's photo. When I reflexively stepped away, he said, 'No, no, no. I want your picture too, Andre Agassi.'

I think me and Mr. Dolph Lundgren look kind of alike.

My own son called me Eddie Murphy's brother once. Once.

Jennifer Lawrence can play me. We look exactly the same.

People are always telling me I look like Federer.

People confuse me with Gateway.

The year my mom worked as a secretary at an apparel company in midtown, she would often come home in tears because she had mistakenly called her boss by another coworker's name. 'You know how it is,' my father said, 'they all look the same. It's not your mom's fault. There's just no telling them apart. Same high nose and deep-set eyes.'

Gene Simmons and I look so much alike!

Some people say, 'Oh, you look just like the guy from 'Stranger Things.' And I'm like, 'I am the guy.' And they think I'm totally joking.

Old married people look so much alike that they have the same number of hairs in their ears.

Mathematicians, like cows in the dark, all look alike to me.

He looks much more like a lobster than most lobsters do.