Craig Ferguson Quotes

There's a new iPad out...People are going nuts for this thing...And, today, Mitt Romney said, 'It's a flat piece of white plastic. If you can love it, why not me?'

The iPad is far and away the most successful product in its category.

I really like the iPad. I think that's pretty cool.

Beyond the hype, style, and speculation, the truth is that the iPad is really just another tablet device. A really big PDA, where a touchscreen does what a laptop's keyboard used to do.

We sold more iPads in the last quarter alone than any PC manufacturer sold in their entire line.

The iPad - contrary to the way most people thought about it - is not a tablet computer running the Apple operating system. It's more like a very big iPhone, running the iPhone operating system.

There's no doubt: The iPad is a beautiful, extremely well-designed device.

Apple makes beautiful products. I own a Mac Pro, a Mac Book, a Mac Mini, an iPad, an iPhone, pretty much the entire collection.

The iPad is a superior consumption device for material on the Web.

The job of the iPad should be to be so powerful and capable that you never need a notebook.

When I first reviewed the iPad, I wrote that, to succeed, 'It will have to prove that it really can replace the laptop or netbook for enough common tasks, enough of the time, to make it a viable alternative.'

I recently purchased an iPad 2 because I didn't want to wait for the iPad 3 and iPad 4.

I believe that tablets - and especially the iPad - are extremely versatile and productive tools for consumers, schools and businesses and are better for many tasks than the PC or the smartphone.

I remember when I got my first (and only) iPad - excitement filled the air as I opened the box and stared at what was essentially a big iPhone but without the phone part. I knew I really wanted it, and at the same time, I knew I didn't need it.

I am all for the iPad, but trust me - smelling it will get you nowhere.

I have got an iPad, what a joy! Van Gogh would have loved it, and he could have written his letters on it as well.

The fact is that, under a capitalistic system, the ultimate bosses are the consumers. The sovereign is not the state, it is the people.

The iPad remains Apple's second bestselling product - all the more reason why the iPad Pro needs to be "big" in every sense of the word.

I get a kick out of the fact that people will pick on the writers in California for being responsible for the content. The people seriously responsible for the content are the people who buy it.

I'm so excited about the new iPad, I just iPeed my iPants.

I'm interested only in expressing basic human emotions. And the fact that a lot of people break down and cry when confronted with my pictures shows that I can communicate these basic human emotions.

Publicly criticizing people, even when I don't have the facts, is not that good of an idea.

Facts are what pedantic, dull people have instead of opinions.

There are people with their iPads are taking pictures so much that they're not experiencing the moment. They go home and look at the pictures later.

People who have few possessions cling tightly to those they have. That is one of the facts that make life so discouraging.