Carlos Mencia Quotes

Neighbor… was that the word for "whoring tramp" nowadays?

Ms. It sounds like a sick bumblebee, it sounds frigid. I mean, who the hell would ever want to stick his hand up the dress of somebody who goes around calling herself something like Ms.? It's all so stupid.

When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, 'I've been gypped,' or, 'He welshed on the deal.'

There are worse words than cuss words, there are words that hurt.

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

…dull, stupid, lazy, stinking people.

A revolting, fat, beast.

The bastard brat of a Scotch pedlar.

Little Jappies ….

The dumbest fucking guy on the planet.

…burrhead

I've been called every name in the book.

I'd rather be called a N*gger than a Slave.

Someone said DX over here? It was this dipshit with the cowboy hat over here.

There may be no more-radioactive term in the English language than what we now almost always refer to as the 'n-word' - itself a coy means of linguistic sidestepping that is a sign of how perilous it is to utter the thing in full, even in conversations about language.

Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly.

You sadistic pansycake.

The purpose of all opprobrious language is, not to describe, but to hurt - even when, like Hamlet, we make only the shadow-passes of a soliloquised combat. We call the enemy not what we think he is but what we think he would least like to be called.

I found the speech, after listening to it in context, vile in manner, repugnant, malicious, mean-spirited and spoken in mockery of individuals and people, which is against the spirit of Islam. While I stand by the truths that he spoke, I must condemn in the strongest terms the manner in which those truths were represented.

Please try not to be such a wiener-head.

Stupid people are dangerous.

Sure, retarded jokes write themselves. But the spelling is always way off.

What I've learned about that word is context, where the world is coming from - in the era the film is set, it obviously is used derogatorily. In 'Selma,' it was the same sort of thing. Of course now, in music, it's used in many more ways, including ways that takes the sting out of it. It all depends on where and when it is used, and how you look at it. But again in 'Race,' it is intensely disrespectful.

I'm a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you're a terrible surgeon.

Have patience with the quarrelsomeness of the stupid. It is not easy to comprehend that one does not comprehend.