Phyllis Diller Quotes
Choose a checked or striped wall paper. People will be halfway home before they are able to focus.
Citations
Diller, Phyllis. Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints. Doubleday, 1966, p. 12.
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Phyllis Ada Diller was an American stand-up comedian, actress, author, musician, and visual artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, self-deprecating humor, wild hair and clothes, and exaggerated, cackling laugh.