Jed Whedon Quotes

I was a big-headed little guy.

Yes, I am a narcissist. The best, too.

What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this." "Amazing at pure suck," Leo said. "If I was as suck as you, I'd drown myself. Oh wait, you already did that.

Conceited little mega-puppy.

My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot. So we said, 'Let's give him a promotion.'

Being an arrogant braggart just doesn’t work for me. (Devyn) You should try it. It really does grow on you, trust me. (Adron)

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.

I must have been a really pretentious little girl.

I'm a very egotistical person.

I can't persuade myself that one of the problems facing the planet today might be a shortage of books by me.

I wasn't born a fool. It took work to get this way.

I'm not a big fan of those who are egotistical and so outspoken.

I like characters like Ignatius Reilly in 'A Confederacy of Dunces' and Ricky Gervais's character in 'The Office.' They think one thing about themselves, but the truth is as far from that as it can be. So I began to think about how to put that kind of character in a book for kids.

I'm not painting myself as a down-home, modest guy.

Depending on who it is, but I can't stand men who brag about themselves, and all they do all day is talk about themselves.

I'm abrasive. I am so sure that I'm right about virtually everything. I can sing you an aria of reasons to not like me.

As a rule, I think they are quite impossible. Geniuses talk so much, don't they? Such a bad habit! And they are always thinking about themselves, when I want them to be thinking about me.

You're so vain. I bet you think this song is about you.

I used to play a narcissistic-conservative pundit. Now, I'm just a narcissist.

I mean, really: what kind of person could possibly dislike me?

An empty man is full of himself.

I think that, you know, Russia is full of themselves. They've always been full of themselves. But that's - it's more of a facade that they try and show as opposed to anything else.

Who made you the center of the universe?

I am not a villain.I'm an only-child narcissist monster, but I wish no ill, nor do I wish for world domination; what a hassle that would be!

Egotistical people are not pretty. We all know that, I'm sure everybody knows an egotistical person someplace.