Tom Arnold Quotes

Everybody nose dive, hold your breath, count to five. Back slap, booby trap, cover it up in bubble wrap. Room shake, earth quake, find a way to stay awake. It's going to blow, it's going to break, this is more than I can take.

You get a concussion. It could take 30, 40 days until that starts to come to life where you're in agony. Ask any doctor.

When my family fell apart, it was such a troubled part of my life... I think I could understand what I was going through, but I didn't have the vocabulary for it.

Perhaps catastrophe is the natural human environment, and even though we spend a good deal of energy trying to get away from it, we are programmed for survival amid catastrophe.

You're in a mess, and in excess.

My life has been a series of emergencies.

As many know, brain injury comes in many forms. The two most prevalent brain injuries - stroke and trauma - affect more than 2.2 million Americans, and these numbers are expected to grow.

It's almost like you see too much, because when it happens for real, everything flies at you so fast, you never get a sense of the ice and where everyone is at that one moment.

It's impossible for me to dissociate the risk of playing football from the risk of C.T.E.

I've been dropped on my head multiple times.

In boxing, you've got CTE from head trauma constantly.

I have to say that those nine years were full of turmoil and drama and trauma to me, in actual fact.

I am concussed," I announced, entirely sure of my self-diagnosis.

So what if right now everything is wrong?

Best hope for what, Catman? Death? Bankruptcy? You know, my life was going along…well, rather crappily, to be honest, but at least no one was trying to kill me and no one was dying around me. Since I met you, my life has taken the high road to Shitsville, with no off-ramp in sight. (Susan)

When people fall in deep distress, their native sense departs.

I think I'm a little concussed.

My life is in shambles. It is crazy. It couldn't get any crazier. I'm just trying to stay sane.

Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun?

Panic is our great enemy.

They were just accidents. Luke said he was just testing my concussion. I'm not mad at him.

He had the same empty confusion in his eyes that I saw in my mirror every morning, that odd sort of denial that only seems to come when the world decides to jump the rails without warning you first.

He rarely smoked, but once in a while, like now, when his world had been shaken, his woman nearly killed in front of his eyes, and he’d watched a house consume a man and spit him out, he figured a drag or two were appropriate.

Horror films do not prepare us for the hours lost in searching after one clear thought.

The world is scary, and things are overwhelming, and there's a lot at stake.