Christopher Moore Quotes

If you'd take your head home and boil it for a turnip it might be useful. I can't say. But it might.

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

Who can refute a sneer?

Facetiousness is allowable when it is the most proper instrument of exposing things apparently base and vile to due contempt.

I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

Ridicule is the tribute paid to the genius by the mediocrities.

I've been called worse things by better people.

One camel does not make fun of another camel's hump.

that slab-faced bastard.

Scum!

Ridicule is man's most potent weapon.

Weak! Weak! Weak!

Somebody saying something offensive to you or insulting to you is not pleasant, but it's part of life.

The Informe should no longer be the scene used to insult, beat, and criticize on the basis of preconfigured conceptions.

I had to deal with so many haters.

Frank Williams says I'm nothing but a money-grabber. I can only laugh at that.

I don't throw shade at anybody like, 'You sound like me.'

Thou art a cat, and a rat, and a coward.

Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.

If I say you're a goatherd's son, you say, 'Yes, Lord Ralon.'" Alanna gasped with fury. "I'd as soon kiss a pig! Is that what you've been doing-kissing pigs? Or being kissed?

Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.

You are a tedious fool.

Cecil Jacobs is a big wet hen!

Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.