Matt Groening Quotes

A married man turns his staffe into a stake.

When a man leaves his mistress, he runs the risk of being betrayed two or three times daily.

I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!

Camouflage is about much more than concealment and going unnoticed. There's a whole game involved between revealing and hiding.

As I have often said, electrons and gerbils don't cheat. People do.

It's been my observation, after years in the [insurance] business, that a certain percent of the population simply can't resist the urge to cheat.

I could have lied. I could have fought. But desperate times call for desperate measures, so I took a chance and called upon a Gallagher Girl's weapon of last resort. I flirted

I played Chess with him and would have beaten him sometimes only he always took back his last move, and ran the game out differently

If you have the winning cards, why cheat?

It's okay," he informs me. "Your grandfather is teaching me how to play poker." If I know Grandad, that means what he'll really be teaching Sam is how to cheat.

I had been tricked once by that Cheat called love, but the Game was over.

When you're in the public eye, it's wrong to cheat on someone, unless you're very careful. If you're normal and no one's going to know, then do it.

You can always cheat an honest man, but it takes more work.

To cheat a man isnothing; but the womanmust have fine parts indeed who cheats a woman!

Tomorrow is an old deceiver, and his cheat never grows stale.

If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for.

UNFAIR :; Term applied to advantages enjoyed by other people which we tried to cheat them out of and didn't manage.

Neither love nor evil conquers all, but evil cheats more.

All I could think of was that the teachers must've found the illegal stash of candy I'd been selling out of my dorms room. Or maybe they'd realized I got my Essay on Tom Sawyer from the Internet without ever reading the book and now they were going to take away my grade. Or worse, they were going to make me read the book.

I was unfaithful, I had affairs, I cheated.

Nature doesn't cheat - people do.

If you know how to cheat, start now.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

The art of war is like the art of the courtesan; indeed they might be called sisters, since both are slaves of desperation.