Morey Amsterdam Quotes
According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to find him.
Citations
Amsterdam, Morey. Keep Laughing. Citadel Press, 1959.
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Moritz "Morey" Amsterdam was an American actor and comedian. He played Buddy Sorrell on CBS's The Dick Van Dyke Show from 1961 to 1966.