Blaise Pascal Quotes

Donald Trump I wouldn't trust as far as I could throw him.

Frankly, I see myself as a bit of a clown.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

Arafat contradicts himself every five minutes. He always plays the double-cross, lies even if you ask him what time it is.

Only comedians can talk about death, life, God and Virgin Mary. If I was a tragic actor, I couldn't allow myself. But with this accent I can do it. I can talk with death in person because I am a clown. Yes. And I am proud to be a clown - very much.

I'm definitely a joker.

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

It's my job to be the Pierrot, the clown, in the theatrical sense.

Have nought to do with a man who can blow hot and cold with the same breath

... a charlatan, a mountebank, a zany without sense or dignity.

… a little intriguer—plausible, but not trustworthy.

He [Henry Clay] is a bad man, an impostor, a creator of wicked schemes.

No human beings, black, yellow, or white could be quite as untruthful, as insincere, as arrogant—in short, as untrustworthy in every way—as the Russians.

She was incurably dishonest.

The cleverest character in comedy is the clown, for he who would make people take him for a fool, must not be one.

Nixon is the kind of guy who, if you were drowning twenty feet from shore, would throw you a fifteen-foot rope.

For every inch that is not fool, is rogue.

Shew me a lyer, and I'le shew thee a theefe.

A rogue is a roundabout fool.

I am falser than vows made in wine.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards

A friend in word is never friend of mine.

I am a man of my word… and that word is “unreliable.

I think Cruella is evil, because she's the devil. But all the other characters, I was able to find a common humanity with them somewhere, knowing where they're most fragile, where they're most vulnerable, knowing some of the things that happened to them that might have formed this kind of behavior.