BILL COPELAND

When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback.

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.

The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it.

Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows.

How strange to use 'You only live once' as an excuse to throw it away.

Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing.

After all is said and done, sit down.

When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback.

How strange to use 'You only live once' as an excuse to throw it away.

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.

Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing.

After all is said and done, sit down.

Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows.

The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it.