Bill Copeland Quotes

I'm the worst liar - I can't lie for my life. And I don't lie at all, because I'm the worst liar - but as a kid, I thought I was a great liar, so I would lie all the time, but everybody knew I was lying.

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

You need to tell the truth to the audience, or they will throw a brick through the TV. They'll turn you off.

I'm a really rotten liar. Generally, if I've tried to pull off a lie, it hasn't worked out to my advantage.

One ought to have a good memory when he has told a lie.

The great advantage about telling the truth is that nobody ever believes it.

If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.

I'm a really bad liar.

The truthful man is usually a liar.

I don't do much lying in real life because I don't get away with it.

… he who makes an assertion without knowing whether it is true or false, is guilty of falsehood; and the accidental truth of the assertion, does not justify or excuse him.

We've all grown wary of being lied to online - let's face it, dudes are always exaggerating their heights - so trust is a hot commodity.

A lot of people are afraid to lie to me.

Whoever is detected in a shameful fraud is ever after not believed even if they speak the truth.

The greatest truth is honesty, and the greatest falsehood is dishonesty.

The third time you say a thing it sounds like a lie.

Unless a man feels he has a good enough memory, he should never venture to lie.

I don't debate with liars.

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

Lying can never save us from another lie.

I'm not a liar.

When a politician bends the truth or a CEO breaks a promise, trust takes a beating.

Not all teammates tell the truth.

The thing that I've learned, not just from writing comics but also from writing television programs like 'Law & Order,' is that you can fool some of the people some of the time - but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.

A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.