Baddies always do get the best lines, that's the honest truth.
Anybody that makes fun of me, I'm like, 'Yeah, and then I got touched by Hugh Jackman'
A sharp tongue is the only edge tool that grows keener with constant use.
Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
I definitely have friends who gave me a tag for a joke I already had. Like, 'Here's another line.' A tag is, 'Oooooh, it's an industry term.' It's like, there's the punchline, and a tag is like a secondary punchline.
You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
REPARTEE, n. Prudent insult in retort. Practiced by gentlemen with a constitutional aversion to violence, but a strong disposition to offend. In a war of words, the tactics of the North American Indian.
