Vampire Myth Quotes

My children are vampires. I don't mean that they are going to dress as vampires for Halloween. I mean that, like vampires, they cannot be captured on film.

Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by making your neck non-halal.

If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come his parting’s always neat?

My Greek relatives I think probably are vampires.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

Following the Romanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away.

I don't drink blood, and last time I looked in the mirror, I had a reflection.

I have no intention of making vampires cool. Absolutely not. They're not cool.

Vampire teeth really aren't very efficient, are they? It looks very messy. I'm not sure it's the best way to get a pint off anyone.

I entered his apartment without being invited, which is perfectly fine if you're not a vampire.

I don't really know [who my favorite vampire is]. I always think, 'Ethan Hawke in Interview with a Vampire,' and someone will say, 'He's not the vampire. He's the interviewer.'

I'm more scared of parking by a parking meter than vampires because one of them is real and adversely affects my life and results in a $35 fine, and one is nonsense.

I'm very superstitious about going on other people's sets. You have to ask permission of the director; you shouldn't just turn up and skulk about in the background. It's very rude. You have to ask them personally. It's like a vampire being invited into a house.