Urban Frustration Quotes

I lived in Los Angeles for around 20 years. I love the place, but the driving can wear thin.

I begin to grow heartily tired of the etiquette and nonsense so fashionable in this city.

Like most people, I have this sort of love-hate relationship with Pittsburgh. This is my home, and at times I miss it and find it tremendously exciting, and other times I want to catch the first thing out that has wheels.

I hate L.A. Can't be bothered.

It is an art form to hate New York City properly. So far I have always been a featherweight debunker of New York; it takes too much energy and endurance to record the infinite number of ways the city offends me.

There is nothing worse for me than sitting in traffic. That's what killed me in L.A.

I don't like L.A. It's just not fun. I don't know why, but I just don't get it. You have to drive to get everywhere, and when it rains everybody freaks out.

My one thought is to get out of New York, to experience something genuinely American.

San Antonio drives me crazy, but Chicago drives me crazy in a different way.

The fact is I like Mumbai less and less. My son says, 'Baba, let's go for a drive', and I tell him, 'Where's the fun of a drive in this place?' You get caught in a million traffic jams, and you spend time cooped in your car with all that mad cacophony around you.

I'd rather be tipping cows in Tulsa, than hailing cabs here in New York.

I like Paris. My problem is I don't like Parisians.