Unsuccessful Relationships Quotes

I've had two romances since moving to Las Vegas. One was with somebody 12 years older than me, and the other was the same age, and neither worked out. I know people still think of me as one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends, and he of course was much older than me, but that was a whole different lifestyle and a different kind of dating.

That's the dating world. You just keep losing. Everyone does.

I think that the two of them have been doing this for a really long time and it is more like sport. Yes, they would love to find a lasting relationship, but it's not likely to happen the way they are going about it.

What good am I? I can't have kids. I can't cook. I've been divorced three times. Who would want me?

I've had three marriages end in disaster. Lynne knew the score when she married me. It was always just a matter of time before she became the fourth ex-Mrs. Peter Sellers.

If I only dated actresses, I'd be a very lonely man.

I hate dates. It becomes a weird auditioning process. And I've never had normal dating.

Oh, boy. I'm still in touch with about 90 percent of my exes. They would describe me as being unlucky in love.

I've been married three times, really I should only have been married once.

I would love to be a guys' girl, but they always end up falling in love with me, so I'm a girls' girl instead. I've tried having friendly relationships with men, but it ends up being impossible, and I've been around the block too many times not to see it coming.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

My forays into trying to date girls my own age from the school I went to were all pretty tortured.

I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.

I don't think I've left a trail of weeping women in my wake. I mean, the number of serious relationships I've had has not been into double digits.

I've been married three times and divorced three times.

I don't date. It's hard to date when you're at home. Because nobody knows you.

I don't do a lot of dating. I guess it's kind of like everyone is always trying to set me up with somebody, so we go out and hang out at a club or somewhere. I think dates are weird.

I still have horrible luck with girls.

There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.

I did like hanging out with all the rock'n'roll boys - it was fun but all those relationships didn't work out.

Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.