Mixed Signals Quotes

One can't have it both ways and both ways is the only way I want it.

Mr False Pretence, you don't make sense I just don't know you But you make me cry, where's my kiss goodbye I think I love you

No one is confused about what a Democrat is in a presidential election. In every election other than a presidential election, our voters are confused. We've given out too many different messages.

Such is your cold coquette, who can't say "No," And won't say "Yes," and keeps you on and off-ing On a lee-shore, till it begins to blow, Then sees your heart wreck'd, with an inward scoffing.

If you are a friend, why do you bite me so hard? If an enemy, why do you fawn on me?

And even if she says no, and really means yes, then quite frankly she's playing games and isn't worth the price of dinner.

..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

I met [my editor] in a bar where alcoholic beverages are served and I bought her one and I told her the idea. And she said that she liked it very much, which embarrassed me because I thought it meant that she was a lightweight and that in the morning, as so many women say to so many men, what seems like a good idea, you know, turns out not to be.

If you are dating someone in New York City, and they invite you over to watch a movie, they don't really want to watch a movie.

When a woman says she won't, it's a good sign that she will. And when she says she will, it is an even better sign.

You end up taking your sugar with your salt and your kicks with your kisses.

Mike's eyes narrowed shrewdly. "Don't kid yourself, Bella. The guy's head over heels for you." "I know," I sighed. "Life is complicated." "And girls are cruel," Mike said under his breath.

He has so often told me he is madly in love with me, but what does that mean when I haven't had a good word from him in three months?

Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn't really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious.

After I've gone out with a man a few times, he starts to tell me how much he loves me. But how can I know if he really means it? How can I ever be sure?

I stared at her. Maybe I wasn't the brightest guy in the world when it came to girls, but I was pretty sure Rachel had just dumped me, which was lame considering we'd never even been together.

Wouldn't--" Kel began to say, but the words stuck in her mouth. She swallowed and tried again. "Wouldn't it be well, not nice to flirt with somebody you don't want to fall in love with?

We might be on the same page, but I wasn't happy about reading it.

I didn't quite get 'If I Loved You.' I didn't understand what they're saying. 'Why are they saying if? Are they flirting? Is she being coy? Does she know what she's getting into?' I didn't understand this woman.

You may be wrong, but you may be right.

It was pretty obvious Lena wanted to be asked. Another mysterious thing about girls- they want to be asked to stuff even if they don't want to go.

Morelli grabbed the front of my shirt, pulled me to him, and kissed me. It was a great kiss, but I didn't know what the heck it meant. It seemed to me a breaking up kiss would have had less tongue.

Your inside is out and your outside is in.

In the dating game, the world is difficult because people don't communicate, or they communicate, but then their actions speak louder than words.

She was wearing a pair of my pajamas with the sleeves rolled up. When she laughed I wanted her again. A minute later she asked me if I loved her. I told her it didn't mean anything but that I didn't think so. She looked sad. But as we were fixing lunch, and for no apparent reason, she laughed in such a way that I kissed her.