Unskilled Quotes

Miranda, my character, cannot sing, cannot act, and is really inappropriate.

He is no more fit to handle the case than an ass is to play a harp.

I've always been insecure about dancing. I was when I was in high school.

Not having gone to drama school, I always feel like a bit of a fraud, but so far it looks as though I've not been found out.

Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.

I am a horrible visual artist. I can't fix a car, sew, knit, cook, etc. Statistically, there is more I don't do than do.

I play golf but very badly.

You can go home with a lot of money with absolutely no skill.

I am terrible at cards.

We’re not very good at cutting things. We’re not even good at reducing things.

I know I can't dance. I am the worst dancer. I have no rhythm. I just do step-and-snap. I love it in the privacy of my own home and every once in a while at a club. But singing and dancing are my two greatest fears.

I'm a terrible dancer.

Sometimes incompetence is useful. It helps you keep an open mind.

There are times when directors just don't know what they're doing.

Not even a public figure. A man of no experience and of the utmost insignificance.

There is no one who would have me - I can't cook.

Starting out really punk came from not knowing any better and listening to music like that, not knowing how to play music - well, still not knowing how to play music.

I was the worst game show host that ever lived, and I knew it.

I'm the world's worst dancer. I have dancephobia.

You basically have a group of four spies who are chosen for a mission they feel for the fact of how competent they are and how their expertise and they're the right one for the job. But ultimately they find out they've been actually chosen for their incompetence.

I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing.

The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.

I'm not handy.

I like amateur things.

Amateur bureaucrats are often even worse than professional bureaucrats.