There was a day where I was sitting at my desk, working 90-hour work weeks, in a suit, looking at a computer, with all these pitch books on my desk, and I just thought, 'This can't be my life.'
After high school, I worked as a messenger boy at a local bank. I was miserable. I felt like Robin Hood chained in the Sheriff of Nottingham's dungeon. As a would-be writer, I thought it was a catastrophe. As a bank employee, I could barely add or subtract and had to count on my fingers.
In 'Taxi,' I kept doing the same scene for three years. I was underused.
I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets.
The worst job that I ever did, I used to have a Saturday job cleaning the dough off bread-making machines for Warburtons in Bolton. That was horrendous.
I get quite fed up being on a film set day after day, six days a week. It can get to be a grind.
I was a bellman - a great hotel, five-star hotel in Boston. I made great money. I made cash every day. I had good benefits. We had 401k. All the things you could ask for in a great job, I had. You know what I didn't have? I hated my job.
When I left school at 14, I thought I had better get a job. I got one in a factory where I sewed on buttons. It was so boring and we weren't allowed to talk or sing. I lasted a day.
Being a teacher was great, but it wasn't what I wanted to do, so it was ultimately crushing.
Most people are living a life they don't like. They go to work where they don't want to work.
When our daughter was born, a light went on for me - there was more to life than what I was doing. It felt like being famous for being a paint salesman. It wasn't the dream I was sold on. I'd had enough of it.
I would almost rather be in debt constantly than work with horrible people that I hate.
Working in a bar was a horrific idea for me.
TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
Everyone who goes to a job he doesn't like is a lot weirder than I am.
Oh God, I've done telesales. It doesn't get much lower than that, really. That's the job I enjoyed the least.
When I was younger, it's like, 'Mom works. Normal adult stuff.' But you mature and start to look at it differently. I watched my mom struggle. She comes home tired. She doesn't want to do anything. As I got older, I started thinking, 'My mom doesn't deserve this.' My whole devotion became to get my mom out of that trailer.
When you have to work with and exist amongst cynical, burned-out personnel on a set, it doesn't matter what you're shooting or how much you're being paid - it's not worth it.
What I disliked most about working as a shop assistant wasn't the occasional snooty customer or the shop or the hours, but the way people reacted when I told them I was a shop assistant - their automatic assumption that I didn't enjoy it.
I worked from 8 A.M. to 12 A.M., and sometimes until 2 A.M. There were no shifts, just a few dozen people, and we all polished glass. I didn't enjoy it.
I tried for a while to be an agricultural worker and was hopelessly bored. I would stand around in heaps of manure and sing about the beauty of the work I wasn't doing.
Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.
It's better not to work than to work in something you don't want to be working in.
Doing 'Malcolm and Eddie' was probably the foremost miserable years of my life.
It's not fit work for an adult just dragging idols off the shelf. It's too easy.
