I've had a life where things have worked out for me beyond my wildest dreams, and my brother's had just the opposite.
Wherever I go, I'm followed by trouble.
When it rains, it pours - figuratively and literally.
Today I bought two lottery tickets, because I had a feeling that it would be now or never - they were both blanks. So I am not going to be rich after all. Nothing at all to be done about it.
Sometimes bad luck hits you like in an ancient Greek tragedy, and it's not your own making. When you have a plane crash, it's not your fault.
Everybody had a bad day. It's possible to have two bad days in a row. And in this sport, it's so unforgiving.
I am not lucky. I am the type who would go to Lourdes and drown in the waters.
Mother Nature and Father Time have not been happy with me.
So many things in my life have gone awry.
The only thing you have to worry about is bad luck. I never had bad luck.
I lost 'The X Factor,' and I lost 'Deal or No Deal' twice. I'm good at losing game shows.
There's been this strange irony to my whole life. All my original bandmates have died, when I was the most wild and most reckless of us all. But I'm still here.
As they say, when a man begins to have bad luck, even clabber can break his head.
The Madden Curse has really taken on a life of its own. People just love talking about it, and it is what it is, but I look at it as a challenge.
I seem to play a lot of losers.
There's nothing more annoying than losing your phone, but this happened to me not once or twice, but three times in a row!
It seems like every time you come up something happens to bring you back down.
I knock on my board to unjinx myself.
Everything happens to me. I've never had a streak of luck in my life.
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.
The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
I feel like trouble has followed me from the day I was born.
I used to annoy my father by telling him how much I felt luck was with me.
I've never been lucky. The day my ship came in, I was at the airport.
Every once in awhile, we all get a bad hand dealt to us.
