As I've said before, and I still hold to, I truly am the most boring person alive. And if there was a great investigation to be found at the end of the resume, it would be, the most boring person alive.
What's terrible is that there's nothing terrible, that the very essence of life is petty, uninteresting, and degradingly trite.
Nobody wants to read about your life. Who cares?
I don't think I'm all that interesting. I mean, I'm a guy who does a morning show and goes to bed at 9:00 every night. I mean, I don't have a lot in my life that's really fascinated or fodder for tabloids.
This world, I am afraid, is designed for crashing bores.
It's important to hold something back, though, because quite frankly my personal life is pretty dull and I don't want to bore people with it.
My life is too mundane for anyone to write up.
I never liked the middle ground-the most boring place in the world.
Most of life is so dull that there is nothing to be said about it, and the books and talk that would describe it as interesting are obliged to exaggerate, in the hope of justifying their own existence.
The compulsively readable events of my life occurred mainly in infancy, and it's been pretty humdrum ever since.
Ordinary life does not interest me.
A story about my life would be utterly dull.
I don't find my life that interesting. The shows, maybe. But not me.
Writing pornography is deadly, nothing duller. I mean a toll-taker has a more exciting life than a pornographer.
There isn't much I find interesting to write about in middle-class life.
There's nothing very interesting about my life.
People write about getting sick, they write about tummy trouble, they write about having to wait for a bus. They write about waiting. They write three pages about how long it took them to get a visa. I'm not interested in the boring parts. Everyone has tummy trouble. Everyone waits in line. I don't want to hear about it.
I'm boring.
The Four Inevitabilities: 1. Musty Books. 2. Uninteresting Nature. 3. Dull Existence. 4. Blank Nirvana, buy that boy.
Besides the fact that I make movies, there's nothing interesting about my life at all, unfortunately.
