I'm fighting a losing battle here: I'm trying to lose some weight. I love chocolate; that's one of my biggest downfalls. I haven't gotten a whole lot of chocolate, thank goodness, because I'd probably be about 300 pounds.
… Smoking sets a bad example.
The President smoked cigars but never in public:
I would describe my relationship with my couch as symbiotic - others would describe it as dangerous.
I only go to yoga to drink wine, so I'm good. I just throw the calories right back in.
Avoid pornography at all costs!
You really are being quite foolish to smoke.
We all have our vices, you know. One of my vices is ice cream.
Smoking is the great romance of my lifetime. If I could find someone I wanted forty-five times a day, perhaps I could stop.
I consume too much sugar. It’s a problem, I need to stop.
This book will take you two days to read. Did you even see the cover? It’s mostly pink. If you’re reading this book every night for months, something is not right.
I'm no stranger to the occasional dodgy juice, but it doesn't taste very nice and it is bloody boring. It's not a way to live.
I think chocolate in moderation is not bad for you, but I eat way too much. I tell myself I'm going to eat two squares, and then I end up eating half a big bar.
If I eat 2,700 calories a day, a quarter of that is Coca-Cola.
Chocolate is maybe my only vice. In particular, Godiva's champagne truffles. Or Dean & Deluca vanilla cupcakes. Just thinking about them - oh my gosh!
When I play too many video games I begin to feel chubby-minded, caffeinated, bad.
Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat.
Anybody who does 90 takes has a problem.
Why could you smoke all of those cigarettes? It’s not like they are making you better… they are killing you. It seemed real idiotic to me.
My doctor asked me if I smoked, and I said only when I'm working, golfing, or drinking. Then I realized the only time I don't smoke is when I'm home. I didn't even realize I'd become a smoker.
Smoking is gross.
I love junk food.
Don't like to do anything half-heartedly, even if it is a wicked and self-destructive avocation like smoking cigars
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
I don't know about you, but I feel like my day begins by blinking my eyes open, grabbing my phone, and just pouring poison directly into my cerebellum.
Spending an evening on the World Wide Web is much like sitting down to a dinner of Cheetos, two hours later your fingers are yellow and you're no longer hungry, but you haven't been nourished.
