Unexpected Sight Quotes

Honey, have you ever seen a man knitting socks?

It's very weird waking around a corner and being nose to nose with myself on the side of a bus. And Times Square - that's the craziest one.

I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child.

I come home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask him, "Why are you jogging in your underwear?" He says, "You came home from work early".

The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!

I walked into the wrong examination room. I'm bad enough at facial recognition... I saw more that day than I cared to. Fortunately, I didn't recognize her from that angle, whoever it was, and I didn't ask. I'm off to a rocky start on the road to fatherhood, but I got a free view.

It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.

"Come on," I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant in tiny red underwear.

The door opened, and we were met by a fifty-something man with a grizzled blond beard. He was wearing Bermuda shorts and a Lynyrd Skynyrd T-shirt. Also, he had an eye patch. "This is incredible," I heard Adrian murmur. "Beyond my wildest dreams.

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

When you see The Situation in person, it can startle some people.