Why don't I just hand you my panties and be done with it.
I was not a Girl Scout, but I try to be very prepared. I triple-Spanx!
What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?
I wear boxers all the time. I don't really move like a girl. I mean, unless it's time for me to get dressed or something.
It's about enhancing your body and accentuating your good areas. Shapewear isn't the ugly, embarrassing granny undies they used to be - they really are sexy.
I hate Spanx.
I'm not a big lingerie girl. I see it, and I love it, and I appreciate it, and sometimes I even buy it, and then it never gets worn. It just seems like kind of a wasted middle step. Either you're dressed or you're not. What is this in-between stuff?
I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.
That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?
I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know?
Bones leaned back, studying me. I felt so self-conscious. If only I had a shield of makeup, some perfectly arranged hair... and oh yeah. Some panties.
I'm a big fan of, like, wearing old, vintage slips and stuff as outdoor wear. I got, like, a pair of these little silk bloomers. I think they were even, like, considered underwear in the '40s. I wore them as shorts the other day.
Our conception of 1950s underwear is a lovely vintage aesthetic, but actually, wearing stockings with no elastic and a girdle was heavy duty.
Well, at least I had on underwear
Underwear. It's like a god damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked.
It's weird. I guess I got so used to [g-strings] when I was really young that I just couldn't stand it anymore.
Police on my drawers I had to pause 40 ounce in my lap And it's freezing my balls
Bras are like accessories to me.
Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.
I don't want to smoke cigars or go to stag parties, wear jockey shorts or pick up the check.
Smaller-than-Medium-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock
People didn't just wear wedding dresses in the past. They also wore plain cotton shifts beneath them. As pretty as the dresses might be, and as lovely as they might look on display, if a museum doesn't hang the shifts beside them or acknowledge that the shifts existed, that exhibit's incomplete.
Mum, Vitali just sent me a text, would you pass me a new pair of panties.
I don't like those chiffon nighties ... they show your vest.
A woman has to have something on or there's nothing to take off.
