Here's where I luck out: I'm really computer illiterate.
I'm really not into technology at all. My brother has to plug the Xbox in for me.
I'm a complete technophobe. I can't even email.
Clocks around our house were in danger because I loved to take things apart, and failed to put them back together.
I'm a techno moron. I need help just to plug in my video camera.
I'm not very technically minded. I mean, I don't know how to do e-mail on computers.
I can't even use a can opener. I'm mechanically challenged. I ripped off two thumbnails trying to change kids' bicycle chains.
I am hopeless with machinery. I could never learn to drive a car except into a wall.
Dressing up is inevitably a substitute for good ideas. It is no coincidence that technically inept business types are known as 'suits'.
I'm the worst at a computer.
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
I'm not tech savvy at all.
I'm a total luddite when it comes to technology. Pretending I know how to use a computer is a challenge.
I am so not technically proficient at all.
I am not great at computers. If I were to try shopping through Google, I'd end up with 33 vests.
