Here's where I luck out: I'm really computer illiterate.
I'm so computer illiterate, I barely know how to send an e-mail. I mean, I have a laptop and Gmail, but I don't really look at it much.
I have a limited knowledge of the Internet, which is pretty clear, I don't even turn anything on other than my phone, when it gets stuck, my kids turn it on.
While I have never learned to use a computer, I am surrounded by family and friends who carry information to me from blogs, Facebook, Twitter, and various websites.
Ш'm not cybernaut, this stuff's so foreign to me.
I can barely even run a computer. God knows what I'd get on online dating. I'd get something that was subhuman or something.
I don't ever go on the Internet. I don't even know how it works.
I was afraid of the internet... because I couldn't type.
I can't work a computer.
I can't stand cell phones and I don't know one single thing about the computer. I have a friend come that lives in my building to check if I have emails. I don't even know what to google.
I am a computer illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get.
I'm really hopeless with technology - I don't even have a computer.
I'm a very simple person. I don't use computers.
My e-mail address is actually my wife's e-mail address. I actually hate computers.
I never work on a computer. I can't write on a computer. It's just not possible for me to do that.
No, I consider myself computer illiterate.
I never surf (the Net). I don't know the password.
I'm a babe in the woods when it comes to the Internet.
I didn't know much about computers. I still worked on a manual Olivetti typewriter.
I don't have a computer. I don't know anything about that. I don't even know what a website is.
I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer.
I'm not really gadget oriented. I'm not into technology or computers. I'm not good at interfacing with that sort of gear.
I absolutely hate technology, and I'm computer illiterate, and I never use any labor-saving devices although I'm not convinced that a computer is a labor-saving device.
I'm certainly not computer savvy, at all. I joined Twitter kicking and screaming, and very reluctantly.
I'm not tech savvy at all.