Tech Frustration Quotes

Why the hell do I have to keep updating my apps on my iPhone all the time and why you don't fix that?

Throughout the day, my phone will variously chirp, burp and growl - it's like living with a velociraptor. The last time I went to try to shut it off, the thing bit me.

Not to brag, but I do think I've gotten pretty adept on PowerPoint... except that I can't figure out how to use Excel!

I'm going to f---ing kill Google.

3D printers give us what we've all been craving: another reason to talk to technical support. When you finally get the thing working, though, you'll be able to print out your grocery list as a cube! When you look up directions online, you can print the map out on a globe!

I was interested in Java the beginning, but the problem with Java is you do have to switch your platform.

My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn't understand me.

My primary phone is the iPhone. I love the beauty of it. But I wish it did all the things my Android does, I really do.

I appreciate all the devices the Windows people are coming up with, but the operating system... I just want to smash it.

Did you ever spell a word so bad that your spell check has absolutely no clue what you're trying to spell? What do you end up getting, you end up getting, like, a question mark. You got a million dollars of technology just looking back at you like, 'You got me, buddy. Which is pretty amazing because I have all the words.'

Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.

I am the unhappiest WordPress user in the world, I think it sucks.

At times, when I reach my saturation point, I go to some random place and throw my phone away.

I don't send messages, I'm not a fax machine

The computer, the noise of the computer feels like impatience. It's sort of the sound of impatience to me.

I wish my Google was faster.

I'm hopeless by e-mail, by phone, by text.

I've realized that, as the years have gone on, I have become completely impatient with the demo process.

The iPhone rules, but it does everything but get a call, you know? I can't tell you how many times my wife has been madder at me because cell phone coverage dropped and she thought I hung up on her.

I think young people don't appreciate that when you're in your 70s, you'll lose patience for techie stuff and you may decide that you want a simple device.

To be clear, I'm not opposed to apps; I just want them to be geared to my lifestyle. I don't need a virtual NASCAR racing app, but I'd certainly appreciate one that stopped my husband from plowing into the lawnmower every time he pulls into the garage.

I don't know if I've owned a piece of technology that I hated - I don't think I would have owned it then.

I had an iPhone and a Droid and both of them were miserable pieces of equipment.

I feel like an email cross-dresser - I use a Microsoft product on my Apple product to access my Google product.

I don't understand what apps are on my phone. Why do they ask for passwords? Why do they all ask for different passwords? It's so frustrating that I end up just reading a book every time I try to go online.