Advil has a candy coating. It's delicious. Then it says on the bottle, do not have more than two. Then why do they have a candy coating? I cannot help myself. Let me have ten Advil, I have a sweet tooth.
We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes for the CD. You know what sweeten means, right? Sweeten is a show-biz term for "add sugar to".
I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I'm there.
Many people today don't want honest answers insofar as honest means unpleasant or disturbing, They want a soft answer that turneth away anxiety.
A world without any lies at all is not a good world, because it's artless and because there are no white lies, no flattery.
Any euphemism ceases to be euphemistic after a time and the true meaning begins to show through. It's a losing game, but we keep on trying.
A good story is like a bitter pill, with the sugar coating inside of it.
I don't see the reason for sugar coating anything.
It looked like the world was covered in a cobbler crust of brown sugar and cinnamon.
The end of a novel, like the end of a children's dinner-party, must be made up of sweetmeats and sugar-plums.
Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
Pretty please. With sugar.
I give you bitter pills, in a sugar coating. The pills are harmless - the poison's in the sugar
