Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce.
I like working. But now I have a deal with my wife that I take a half-day off each week.
If I go to a club and marry a project, I go to win.
The one thing I believe is that families are off-limits. And I think my husband said it, and he was clear on that. And I totally agree with him.
Marriage? It's like asparagus eaten with vinaigrette or hollandaise, a matter of taste but of no importance.
The institution of marriage is just formalizing an emotion, an attempt to make it seem permanent. The emotion will last or it won't last; nothing can guarantee it.
I've got two contracts in my life. One, with my wife because we're married. And, two, I've got a contract to protect Andy Dalton. I'll do both of those to the best of my ability.
I cook every night: it's part of the marriage pact.
I tell ya, my wife, we get along good cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one night a week I go out with the boys and one night a week, she goes out with the boys.
When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!
I've got two contracts in my life: One with my wife and the other to protect Andy Dalton.
