Snake Quotes

Americans are the great Satan, the wounded snake.

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes.

The snake stood up for evil in the Garden.

If I seem to take part in politics, it is only because politics encircles us today like the coil of a snake from which one cannot get out, no matter how much one tries. I wish therefore to wrestle with the snake.

The hearings are just like a snake about to devour people.

I am rearing a viper for the Roman People

Duty, though set about by thorns, may still be made a staff supporting even while it tortures. Cast it away, and, like the prophet's wand, it changes to a snake.

Poison. The perfect weapon for a snake.

A madness of tender caressing seized her. She purred as a tiger might have done, while she undulated like a snake.

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.

They've not been able to control any Iraqi city. We're waging war against this snake and we will be victorious.

Oh, I'm being eaten By a boa constrictor, A boa constrictor, A boa constrictor, I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor, And I don't like it--one bit. Well, what do you know? It's nibblin' my toe. Oh, gee, It's up to my knee. Oh my, It's up to my thigh. Oh, fiddle, It's up to my middle. Oh, heck, It's up to my neck. Oh, dread, It's upmmmmmmmmmmffffffffff . . .

ADDER, n. A species of snake. So called from its habit of adding funeral outlays to the other expenses of living.

When a woman teams up with a snake a moral storm threatens somewhere.

The javelin-snake amphiptere hurls itself from the branches of trees.

Truth is as straight as an arrow, while a lie swivels like a snake.

Humanism was not invented by man, but by a snake who suggested that the quest for autonomy might be a good idea.

Now of the lion one need have no fear, the leopard is a gentle creature, and even the snake you are terrified by is likely to turn in flight; but there is one thing you must beware of, I assure you. Bad Bishops. Don't be over-awed by the dignity of the throne. All have dignity, yes; but not all have the Grace. Discard the outer clothing; watch for the wolf.

Gosh, what a gripping story. You must have been simply terrified. Meanwhile we went to Godric's Hollow and, let's think, what happened there, Harry? Oh yes, You-Know-Who's snake turned up, it nearly killed both of us, and then You-Know-Who himself arrived and missed us by about a second. Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

Make a difference, does it? You stay the night here snake get you.

WHEN AUGUSTUS CAME OUT on the porch the blue pigs were eating a rattlesnake—not a very big one. It had probably just been crawling around looking for shade when it ran into the pigs. They were having a fine tug-of-war with it, and its rattling days were over.

The world of men is dreaming, it has gone mad in its sleep, and a snake is strangling it, but it can't wake up.

If you’re listening to this, congratulations! You survived Doomsday. I’d like to apologize straightaway for any inconvenience the end of the world may have caused you. The earthquakes, rebellions, riots,tornadoes, floods, tsunamis, and of course the giant snake who swallowed the sun—I’m afraid most of that was our fault. Carter and I decided we should at least explain how it happened.

One of my friends is Snake from Skid Row.