Size Matters Quotes

A dwarf is small even if he stands on a mountain; a colossus keeps his height, even if he stands in a well.

People don't think I'm big enough to be mean. I don't look big enough, but I am.

Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives.

The bigger the better; in everything.

Some of us are born big-minded with small penises. Others have big penises and small-minded.

Don't confuse small with insignificant.

If a state can't be first, it better be big.

A lot of places think that bigger is better. It's like consumerism is taking everything over.

Bigness is better.

With any body shape it's important to buy the right size and not be dictated to by size you think you are. Try on a bigger and a smaller size in the shop and see what fits visually. If you do have to go up a size, cut the label out, it's just a number!

Everyone tells tiny lies, what's important really is the size.

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.

There's a feeling that strength is determined by the size of a union. That clearly is nonsense.

We may easily be too big for God to use, but never too small.

We've been taught in America that big is best. That's why people have to believe that they must live in the greatest country in the world, which is absolutely idiotic.

Some people make their choice on size. I happen to not be a believer in that. I've often said, especially in an industry that's clamoring for growth, if I wanted size, I wouldn't have divested $8 billion of businesses.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I am small. I was always small. But only physically.

My advice after thirty years in the business is sign with an agency of reasonable size.

You ever hear guys with small cocks talk about sex? Can't talk about it enough. They even got poems. They'll say, 'It's not the motion of the ocean, it's the boat of the lotion.' I've even heard variants..., it's not the tree or the size, it's the axe that you wax.' It's a whole sub-genre of poetry now that's taught in many of our finer institutions.

A lot of people think bigger is better, but not always.

The bigger you are, the harder they come down on you.

Just because Pluto or comets aren't as big as Jupiter doesn't mean they are not scientifically important - indeed, just the reverse is often true. Sometimes, great things come in small packages.

Bigger is always better.

I think my size sometimes catches people off guard, but I don't think size matters when it comes to power. Mechanics and technique and bat speed matter more.