Short People Quotes

[Kids] are just like annoying short people

Wear flats. You're short. It's much cooler not to pretend.

… the pygmies of Paris

I'm in trouble if they can't, because everyone's taller than me, and if that's true, that means I can't have any friends! Alison [McGhee] and I look very much like, I was going to say Bink and Gollie, but I meant Mutt and Jeff. We look ridiculous when we walk down the street together, because she's so tall and I'm so short. But yes, tall people and short people can, and should be, friends. I, personally, like being short. I think it makes things easier.

It's nice to be short, because people expect less from you.

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!

People who are short, they're often portrayed as the victim.

I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know.

Children are short people. Some you like, some you don't.

I like small actors. They are my absolute favourite.

I think most five-foot-two people would be quite offended if they were to be called dwarves.

Well, when I walk behind short people I feel like I'm going to fall over because I start taking these little steps, and I can't take little steps.