Shopping Frenzy Quotes

I get crazy in a bookstore. It makes my heart beat hard because I want to buy everything.

Shopping is a bit of a relaxing hobby for me, which is sometimes troubling for the bank balance.

I love shopping! It's my release sometimes.

When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Our economy depends on you! You should be out there buying stuff.'

I hate shopping.

We live in a consumer culture, and Black Friday is like the July 4th of that culture. It might be good not to live in this culture, but it terms of what we can do to make people safer at big sales, it seems more useful to try to avoid dangerous crowd conditions.

I buy everything in sight. It took my last ounce of control not to buy one of these in every color.

I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don't know when to come down.

I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.

I have a shoe habit. If I'm in New York, it's a problem because I'm walking and I have access to more stores. In L.A., it's not as bad.

Sometimes I go crazy - get into a mindspace where it doesn't matter what I spend. Like, on impulse, I might buy a $600 Dolce t-shirt, you know, just because it's silk and maybe there's some suede leather detailing. Or two of my favourite hoodies, I don't even know the brand, but they're' very thin soft cotton. $300 apiece!

A couple of weeks after the Olympics, I thought I'd pop down to my local supermarket and do some grocery shopping. One person came up to me in the frozen food aisle, and that was it. I was mobbed, and I had to leave my shopping. Now, I either shop online or go very late at night when the supermarket's nearly empty.

I love shopping! I'm impatient though. I'll go to the mall and in 30 minutes be ready to go.

When I go to the shopping centre, I'm not the GC. I'm just there with my mum.

We're deep into the holiday gift-giving season, as you can tell from the fact that everywhere you look, you see jolly old St. Nick urging you to purchase things, to the point where you want to slug him right in his bowl full of jelly.

I had a whole bag full. And I still felt like I didn't have enough! Definitely more bikinis then you have days of vacation.

I went into a Whole Foods to buy chewable vitamin C and got tackled by, like, 15 girls who watch 'Empire.'

Some people see Black Friday as a much-needed break for their wallet. I see it as retail outlets showing the customers the full weight of their contempt. The frenzy to buy cheap crap from China, the human downgrade of people fighting with each other over items they can probably live without, to me, is an insult.

Black Friday is a media trap, an orchestrated mass hallucination based on herd dynamics and the media cycle.

I am the worst at the grocery store. It turns into three carts. It turns into, 'Oh did you see the truffle cheese? We've got to get the truffle cheese!'

Christmas is the biggest holiday in numbers - in terms of gross amounts - because you have one and a half to two months.

I will go out of my way to avoid the shopping crowds and the extreme consumerism - I hate all that.

I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.

Holiday shopping is a challenge. Stores are crowded; people are stressed and rude... not exactly the spirit of the season.

Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping.