If you ever saw a cat and a dog eating out of the same plate, you can bet your ass it was the cat's food.
Reacting to a suggestion that unions representing public employees form a coalition with President Jimmy Carter:
I travel with chocolate - Godiva with caramel. When the craving hits, I have to have it. I share, but if I'm on my last one, I've been known to say, 'Sorry, I'm out!'
I really don't like the idea of people knowing what I am doing. I find telling everybody what you had for breakfast is really uninspiring.
A man who can't bear to share his habits is a man who needs to quit them.
Everyone I know shares toothbrushes. Everyone I know sleeps on each other's floor. Everyone I know uses what they've got and shares what they've got.
Everybody knows what leads to a healthy lifestyle, but it's not up to me to give you a blow-by-blow account of what I've eaten that day. It's not helpful, and it's not what's important.
There are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable diseases and its mother's age.
If Hamilton were on Twitter, he would have been a worse oversharer than me.
I'm an oversharer but selective about who I share with.
Privacy is something I have come to respect. I think when I was younger I wanted to tell everybody everything, because I thought I was so damn interesting. Then I heard the snoring.
I have it on good authority that Victor's going to have car trouble. Also that Robert really likes Cheerios, so if you want some, you're out of luck. He doesn't seem like the sharing type.