Service Expectation Quotes

If you have to signal a bartender to get a drink, then they're not looking at you, which is their problem. They're not doing their job. So don't feel rude when you signal a bartender. They're the ones who caused you to signal them. Go for it.

A kinsman, a friend, or whom you intreate, take not to serve you, if you will be served neately.

When you go into your customary barber shop, you will wait for the man who gives you a little better shave, a little trimmer hair-cut. Business leaders are looking for the same things in their offices that you look for in the barber shop.

I did pick Lyft, but Lyft didn't seem amazing.

Americans have an expectation that the Postal Service will abide by its well-known, although unofficial, motto - a commitment to deliver.

Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.

I'll never understand why people go to movie theaters to have conversations. Going to the movies to talk is like going to a restaurant to cook. The idea is that you have paid your money to have someone do something better than you can do it yourself.

Let me get my money's worth if I'm going to get some techs.

I'm not going out of my way to eat something that's not prepared for me.

We seldom call anybody lazy, but such as we reckon inferior to us, and of whom we expect some service.

Those are the ladies sitting in church. And in the same way that they might feel a joy and release on Sunday, they are still going to work on Monday. And that's who I was listening to during this process. And if at the end of my presidency they feel like I did a pretty good job, then I'll feel pretty good.

I hate menus, I hate choosing food. I just want to be brought. Bring me dinner!