And any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all.
I'm the queen of the nerds.
I'm still the Dun Dada of all big men.
I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time.
I do not believe in self-proclaimed parties.
I'm unlike any other creator on the Internet.
I am a great champion.
I'm not saying I'm number 1, oh sorry I lied.. I'm number 1,2,3,4 and 5
I consider myself an authority on drinking beer.
Everybody knows I'm Canadian, and I'm proud of that. I'll never deny that fact that I'm Canadian.
I am the biggest foodie ever.
If I say I am not a politician, it is because I did not go to school to do political science. But at the end of the day, I think we are all born politicians. It's practical. All you gotta do is practice.
Everybody knows that I am one of the greatest fighters of all time and I would beat all those guys.
I'm the king of L.A.
Being Somali, being Muslim, it's always something I've been very proud of.
His followers called him Mahasamatman and said he was a god. He preferred to drop the Maha- and the -atman, however, and called himself Sam. He never claimed to be a god, but then he never claimed not to be a god.
I'm a genius. I'm like Prince.
I am the happiest creature in the world. Perhaps other people have said so before, but not one with such justice. I am happier even than Jane; she only smiles, I laugh.
I am a drama queen!
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.
I'm the best SoundCloud rapper.
I'm going to say this tonight because 20 years from now, 30 years from now, 40 years from now, I might not be able to say it, but I can say it tonight….You are now watching the greatest living rock star on the planet.
I do change the odd lightbulb, and I fix the Internet when it goes down, because it's something I am really good at.
I am the foremost expert on what Cory Stewart believes.
In America, everybody thinks they're an entrepreneur. That's the problem. It's not a title that anybody should call oneself.
