Secret Affair Quotes

If you are a politician who styles yourself as a model of family virtue but are having a secret affair, you have no right to expect it to remain secret.

I love the idea of spies in love. How would it work between two people who were so programmed to lie and be suspicious, who have a whole life based on pretence?

I've stolen a couple of hearts and they are in my private collection!

I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!

An illicit love affair seems sweetly old-fashioned in the age of one night stands and orgies.

Stolen kisses are always sweetest.

I still couldn’t stop the sick feeling rising in my stomach. “This could be a disaster.” “How? If anyone even finds it—and it’s not just sitting under a table right now—they’ll just have a good laugh at our sappy talk. No one’s going to be like, ‘Aha! Proof of an illicit human-and-vampire affair.

Now I lay me down to cheat on the woman I love so, and if I die between these sheets I pray to God she'll never know.

Be sure your sins will find you out, especially if you're married and her name's Bertha