The thing with high-tech is that you always end up using scissors.
For me, the most indispensable tool for wrapping presents is a wife.
I'm still going to love you, always. And in the rock-paper-scissors of life, love is rock. fear, anger, everthing else...no contest.
The problem with not having anybody to tell you what to do, I understood, is that there was nobody to tell you what not to do.
I have never yet met anyone who did not think it was an agreeable sensation to cut tinfoil with scissors.
The officers of the branch of the Force (the Obscene Publications Squad) have a discouraging club tie, on which a book is depicted being cut in half by a larger pair of scissors.
When you own a pair of haircutting scissors, you cut your own hair constantly.
Face the fact that there's only one sure-fire way to erase credit card debt. By picking up a big, shiny pair of scissors and cutting your wife in half.
Well, no. I was getting into trouble messing around with it for roles. So one night I went home, cut it down with a pair of scissors and then got in the bath and shaved it all off. I've never looked back.
I always know where the scissors are.
The sewing machine joins what the scissors have cut asunder, plus whatever else comes in its path.
Vade Mecum I want the scissors to be sharp and the table perfectly level when you cut me out of my life and paste me in that book you always carry.
It resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
One of the most practical utensils I can't live without is my 'Joyce Chen' Scissors. They cut with precision.
Have it compose a poem -- a poem about a haircut! But lofty, noble, tragic, timeless, full of love, treachery, retribution, quiet heroism in the face of certain doom! Six lines, cleverly rhymed, and every word beginning with the letter s!
Red tape will often get in your way. It's one of the reasons I often carry scissors!
I wouldn't know how to design. I couldn't even if I wanted to, for I can't draw, and a pair of scissors in my hands becomes a dangerous weapon.
I used to cut out paper dolls.
You always need a bit of low-tech.You always need a pair of scissors, it seems to me. You can do better things.... The high-tech, somehow, you do have to combine it with low-tech things.
Karl Lagerfeld never touched a pair of scissors in his life.
I always carry a pair of scissors around with me to cut things out of magazines.
