I'm a great lover, I'll bet.
I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.
I took my time to find the perfect girl.
I didn't start smoking weed till my junior year. I had a boyfriend who smoked a lot, and I was like, "Oh, I guess I'm moving on to this phase of life." I didn't fight it at all.
I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.
For years I have played the twenty-something lover.
Wife: a former sweetheart.
Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to.
My poor mom really wants me to meet someone. I think she wanted to believe the Ryan Gosling rumor more than anybody.
You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.
A boyfriend has so much to do with a woman blossoming.
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I'm not really emotionally dependant on anybody except my son, my daughter-in-law, and my grandchildren. But a partner... I haven't felt like that for so many years, I don't really remember what it was like.
I don't date Janet Jackson. She is my girlfriend; there is a difference. She is a very special and talented woman who never ceases to amaze me.
Marry somebody you love and who thinks you being a writer's a good idea.
In 10 years, I'd love to live near the sea, in a warmer climate. I could see myself with three dogs... and it'd be great to share them with someone else.
I am hopeful that one day I will meet that right man and will have a very happy life partner.
I'm a big girl, so I want somebody that's going to make me look a little bit smaller.
When you're wondering whether she's his daughter or his girlfriend, she's his girlfriend.
Girls want to be with guys who have a sense of humor-it makes them far more attractive to us.
When you find your soulmate, you could sleep under their armpits.
I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend.
I have no dating life.
No one wants to be with a girl that your mother would pick for you.
The romantic love of my life, I'm sure, was Burt Bacharach. I had a few that were wonderful, but I married him, and that's going pretty far.
